An announcement from our leader

Haroo churnal ulpster readersh, you're ma fu'in besht friends. Glory glory Man United, glory glory man utd. What are you lookin at mishter? Wanna pices of thishh? haaa thought not ya baast. Yeah you! Four nil four nil four nil. Four nil four nil four nil.

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Ie' Upster fugin churnal is now sproud sponsher of Manchester United and we are all lickle tiny winy red devils. Chealshe is the proud shpawn of satan. So there.


Yaaaaahr


Tony