My big Uncle Jonathan read me one of the stories in the Churnal the other day and I'm inspired!I'm convinced I can open a huge, fat, can of whup-ass on Uncle Jimmmy. Even Uncle Nick gave him a hammering, and he's no heavyweight.
I'm quite tall for my age and I wonder if it would be considered bullying if I challenged him to a fight, also, as a novice, I'm wondering how I should approach a fight like this, should I attack him head on, or use his own tactic by approaching him from behind. Any input would be gratefully recieved.
Try looking all sweet and innocent then jump on his big Jimmmy toe! Watch out for his merciless tickling fingers though and I hear his favourite dirty tactic is lug-biting so watch out son!
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