Chinese and New Zealanders at Loggerheads

An almighty row is developing between the New Zealand and Chinese Authorities over the naming of a piece of fruit.

New Zealand spokesman, Ade said indignantly, "Everyone knows they're called Kiwi Fruit!" whilst a spokesman for the Chinese, Mr How Hi announced, "There is no need for discussion, the Chinese Gooseberry is eaten by several million Chinese every day. The sheer weight of numbers would suggest that the New Zealanders have no case!"

In the spirit of international cooperation and harmony, we at the Churnal suggest the compromise name of Chinkwi Fruberry.