Thursday, May 24, 2007

Churnal shop is now open

Over the past few months we have received literally hundreds of e-mails requesting Churnal merchandise, or more accurately Ade merchandise. The final straw was when Jade's ISP contacted us to ask if we would comply with her wishes as she was putting a strain on their mail server.

Announcing our summer collection....







A life-size, anatomically correct, blow up Ade doll.

Only £129.99 + p&p










An Ade, Ulpster Open Semi-Finalist 2007, commemorative garden gnome.

(Tip - place him beside your rose patch for that authentic Ade guff)

Only £9.99 + p&p















A Limited Edition, Ade on a Pole toy. Ideal for young uns.

(Warning, choking and toxic paint hazard)

Only £9.99 + p&p









BONUS – Free Churnal mobile phone theme for Sony Ericsson K750.
Click here to download.

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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/26/2007 5:14 am

    if the Ade doll is anatomically correct......how come Ade's got no binky?
    and if Ade's got no binky ....who's the daddy then?

    just a thought uncle jimmy

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  2. Anonymous5/26/2007 8:45 am

    If I don't have a binkey, whats the massive 12 inch thing in my undies? I'm confused.

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  3. Anonymous5/26/2007 9:13 am

    Maybe your garter snake has got loose again?

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  4. Anonymous5/27/2007 10:32 am

    To Ade:
    It sounds like the old caithness one-eyed trouser snake..

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  5. Anonymous5/27/2007 4:17 pm

    Is that 12" thing round the back of your boxers?

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  6. Anonymous5/28/2007 9:00 am

    I believe you are referring to my wee anaconda

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