Aden's Pearls of Wisdom

Hi everyone. I was very upset by some things said about me in the comments section of a recent Churnal column. Fortunately, while crying my eyes out I had a thought that put the whole episode into perspective.

People who get picked on or slagged off often take their frustrations out on people much smaller or less capable of defending themselves. I think it makes them feel that they are getting even, in a misguided two wrongs make a right sort of way.

Of course my first thought had been to go and bully my toy cat but then I thought, "No. I can stop this here". After all I was just a toddler when that picture was taken and if you can't make hair mistakes when you are two, then when can you?