Another moral test of society

For part 2 of my thesis on the morals of society I ask this question...

Would you hold, and gently fondle, a homeless man's balls for 20 seconds, in return for a talking dog that impressed/wooed the opposite sex and would virtually guarantee full-blown sex? .

Rules and Regulations

1) You must hold the testicles with either your hands or mouth

2) You must be in the same room as the homeless 'vagabond', so you can collect your 'doggy prize' after the 20 seconds are up.

3) This dog is a puppy, and will live for at least another 15 years.

4) The homeless men in question is a choice between the old guy with the big nose that sits on the church steps at the Holburn end of Union Street , or the junkie that can be found outside 'Somerfield' at the middle of Union Street

5) You must not touch the homeless man's penis, only holding/fondling his balls

6) You can do this sober or drunk, but you must bear in mind that the homeless man will be excited so may feel the urge to take advantage of the opportunity should the 'holder' be drunk

7) The homeless man must be awake during the act

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Answers via comments please. To start the ball rolling I can reveal that my nephew Aaron almost certainly would do it.