Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Bidding war for ie churnal

A bidding war for the rights to ie churnal is anticipated after Tony signaled to the world's stock markets that he is ready to sell his revolutionary internet based publication. Speculation is rife as to who may wish to purchase ie churnal but one expert told us that big hitters of the computing world Google and Microsoft are set to battle it out over the rights for ie churnal. If either one of these technology giants are to succeed and buy the publication then this could turn the co-founders of ie churnal; Baeky, Aaron, Ade and Tony overnight into multi-millionares. While new members Aimee and Matt would get nothing. It is thought that former Liverpool manager Grahame Souness is also interested in buying ie churnal and converting it into a premiership football club.

3 comments:

Blød said...

Souness!!! I'd rather poke my own eyeballs out with a sharpened turd that have him anywhere near ie churnal :(

Anonymous said...

If Blod is gonna poke his eyeballs out with a sharpened turd, I think we should support him, and have nothing to do with Souey. I claim the picture rights to Blods event :P

Anonymous said...

I'll place a bid, a half drank bottle of Hadrian Spring, a penny, some washed Kleenex and my student ID card (all I have in my pockets)