Revealed

We have received a letter from Mrs Essie Kye who claims her husband recently won the Aussie Rules FT Championship. She has blown the lid off the secret diet that allowed him to perform so spectacularly. Although threatened with legal action by her husband whose identity we can not reveal unfortunately for legal reasons, we have decided to publish an extract.

My husband recently won an Aussie Rules Contest which was comprehensively covered in ie Churnal and in the interests of "open source" I have decided to reveal the diet he used in preparation for the contest.

His diet follows a two day cycle, repeated for 8 days prior to the contest.

Day one consists :- For Breakfast ------Censored------ on toast, Lunch of ------Censored------ on toast, and Dinner consisting of ----------------Censored-----------------.

Day two consists of :- Breakfast of --------Censored-------- on toast or --------Censored-------- on toast, Lunch of --------Censored--------, and for Dinner --------Censored--------

For Snacks he eats, ------Censored-----, -----Censored----- and any -----Censored-----.

PS Please don't publish my name, Yours Essie Kye.

This is the kind of incisive reporting we need,

Ade