Since getting booted out of the ulpster churnal Tony has been hard at work creating his own ulpster churnal!
Aaron, the new deputy leader of ie churnal, read the following statement on Ade's behalf in response to these revelations, "That old bufty has stolen our idea! He's just trying to cash in by selling this inferior imitation. I must urge our readers not to jump ship to this other churnal. There can be only one! Why does the sun come up in the morning? Are the stars merely pinholes in the curtain of night?"
Meanwhile Bill Gates, Google and Apple are said to be monitoring this situation carefully and may pull out of the race to buy ie churnal unless this fake churnal site is closed down.
WARNING UNOFFICIAL CHURNAL - DO NOT CICK THIS LINK
4 comments:
I accidentally clicked the link, and it's good, but looks old fashioned. Is Tony the eldest brother?
Close... but no cigar.
My old man will be well chuffed with that comment :)
I'm sorry I was warned but ciked the line....and was transported into a weird world as Graham Souness's right battered testicle...
Battered Souness testicles, is that one of Gus' new recipes?
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