Legal Notice

This notice is issued by solicitors acting on behalf of Ie Ulpster Churnal, probably.

Some of the more astute readers will have noticed a drop off in the number of articles appearing in this publication. This is due to an ongoing legal challenge the Churnal has been subject to, brought by a disgruntled former staff writer regarding his dismissal We have sought permission from the courts to issue this explanatory notice subject to the following two caveats, until the legal process has reached it's conclusion.

1. We are unable to identify the perpetrator.
2. We are unable to attach any blame to any person.

Although we are still unable to publish until the matter is resolved, we hope the Churnal will return to normality once that bugger Tony's challenge has been thrown out of court.