Monday, June 25, 2007

Shape-Shifters - Fact of Fiction?


Shape shifting in humans now possible in real life, another star trek prophecy fulfilled

Dr. Natty Inkspoon explained how shape shifting in humans has become a reality. "The thing is", he said,"it really hasn't just become a reality, it has actually always been possible, but people have been loathe to acknowledge it for fear of being branded a witch, or worse. There are many, many, many instances which have hitherto been put down to errors in perception , due to the extremely difficult task of getting hard evidence."

"Here, however, we have conclusive proof, this picture of a young girl was taken recently with the camera inadvertently switched to movie mode, the change was virtually imperceptible to the naked eye, but slowed down 100 times the shifting of the form can clearly be seen"

"To those people who are still sceptical I ask you to watch Star Trek, Season 4, episode 12 and then tell me you don't believe."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I once had a wee drinky in a club in week and my wallet strangely metamorphosed into an empty wallet so I believe in all your saying signed uncle Martin

Anonymous said...

I would like to shape shift into Pamela Anderson's bra. Phoar!

Anonymous said...

Aid says...I would like to shape shift into a set of St Michael's and have a proper binky like everyone else!

Anonymous said...

I'd shape shift my form to that of Tony so that I could be on a par with him in terms of farting and such like etc.

Anonymous said...

I would shape shift into a 36b cos these 38d's are weighing me down

Anonymous said...

PHOWARR! Scratch my earlier comment, I wanna metamophose into Jade's bra!

Anonymous said...

I think you'll find it was episode 10.

Anonymous said...

Cor blimey! that's weird! What next, animals into humans? Maybe I should consult David, he might be already messing on with the idea in his death lab...