After the various threats of legal action our lawyers advised us that the best course of action was to have the breast obsessed perpetrator (who we will refer to as Mr A to protect his identity) committed to a high security boob asylum. At around 8pm last night he was dragged kicking and screaming from his Wellington house and driven to said facility.
Preliminary psychiatric tests have shown him to be suffering from a boob obsession which stems from Mr A's wife's boobs having expanded considerably during her pregnancy. In order to protect Maria and the very existence of ie churnal they will be using a technique pioneered by Dr Anthony Burgess, Mr A will now be forced to watch videos of 50GG boobs bouncing and swinging for 20 hours a day with his eyes locked open the whole time. After 3 weeks we expect he will be completely recovered from his obsession and be able to fully integrate with society again.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Breaking News : Ade Admitted to Boob Asylum
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3 comments:
I'd like to be admitted to this asylumn please. I'll pay good money
I quite like big pendulous swinging mammaries myself. ps. the treatment seems to be going pretty well so far :-)
I call the left one mild and the right one bitter....is this normal? ade
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