Ade sacked

Ade has been sacked from ie ulpster churnal in the most dramatic shake up of the staff seen since the days when Roy Anarchy was in charge.

"It had gotten too much", explained Tony, the leader of ie churnal, "we turned a blind eye to all the fart related stuff ... it went on fart oolong! Hehehe I just thought of that! But I mean fart jokes are not sophisticated enough for readers nowadays are they? And then there was the boob stories, the allegations, the lawsuits that followed. We even think we lost our reader in the fallout of that." Tony looked thoughtful for a moment and then seeming to forget we were here started absentmindedly picking his nose.

Blod was also available to make a statement telling us in a hushed voice, "They are coming. They are coming..." and then staring catatonically at a wall.

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair declined to speak to us although one of his representatives mentioned that Mr. Blair was saddened about this turn of events and actually thought Ade was a 'cool guy'.