During a recent video conference call, Baeky McSpiz witnessed three Alien Spacecraft flying in formation in the skies around Ulpster. She happened to notice the spaceships while her correspondent's webcam was being adjusted and had momentarily pointed out the window towards the evening sky. With amazing presence of mind, Baeky quickly pressed the 'print screen' button on her PC and thus captured the moment, which is shown here exclusively in ie Churnal,
Alien spacecraft flying in formation
"I was very proud of my IT knowledge when I captured the image data", explained Baeky to our reporter, "I used my technical knowledge of computing to cut the data and paste the image data. I was multi-tasking by carrying on my conversation while doing this."
Conclusive Proof
Our reporter looked very impressed, and so Baeky, looking pleased elaborated further, "I used an application called MS Paint to paste the data into. You see I remembered this application is able to save images onto the hard drive for storage...
Lost the data
"It appeared for a moment that I had lost the data at one point!", continued Baeky, "You can imagine I'm sure, how my heart sank. I was gutted! Then I realised that I had inadvertently minimized the MS Paint application into the toolbar. All I had to do to recover the lost data was select the application and maximise it. Voila the image data was recovered and displayed in the application exactly how I had pasted it. Without wasting another moment I quickly saved it before further mishap could occur. I chose the 'My Pictures' folder to store the image data onto on my hard disk drive."
Roswell Incident
This is the second time UFO's have been seen in the skies around Caithness after a recent sighting of a UFO near Lypster which was actually witnessed beaming up Aunty Wendy in a mysterious kidnapping event. This extraordinary event had been captured on Matt's camera phone. Around fourty seven years ago UFO's were also seen in Roswell, New Mexico. Mysteriously we couldn't find anyone willing to talk about the Roswell incident with us.
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She's not gonna fondle my homeless balls!
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