Tony Deposed

It is with a feeling of relief, tinged with more than a little sadness, that I report today the ending of Tony's reign as the self-styled leader of ie Churnal. At approximately 14:10 today, Aaron (the spider eater), and I (the new leader), escorted Tony from the premises of the Churnal, allowing him only to take an already opened punnet of Chinkwi Fruberries with him. The locks have been changed and his access revoked.

Aaron and myself are therefore resuming our duties at ie Churnal so you can expect some more quality news stores in the near future. I would like to stress that this has nothing to do with the proposed buyout of the publication, and definitely not a vehicle to deprive Tony of his share, we both think it's unfortunate that he'll miss out on any windfall but there's nothing we can do about it.

Ade