Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Peace Talks a Success


Good news everyone. The unsavory dispute which has torn ie Ulpster Churnal apart in recent weeks has finally been resolved.

All round good guys Henry Kissinger and Richard Nixon decided for the sake of world peace it was imperative that they should intervene. At midday today all five men met up at the old Kyleburn sweet factory to thrash things out. And thrash they did... Aaron that is! The four men pounced on Aaron the minute he walked in the door and dished out a severe kicking. While Ade and Henry set about his face and body, Tony and Richard worked the groin... booting, punching and stamping until he passed out. I doubt think we'll be seeing much of that tube again :)

So loyal readers, the status quo has returned. We are just glad that it could all be worked out peacefully.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would have been a different story if Matt had turned up :( He'd have stuck up for me.

Oh well, it's been nice working with you all. Good Luck.

Anonymous said...

Noooo! Poor Aaron er Blod, he was my favorite one. I used to have feelings for him, well still do to be honest.

Anonymous said...

At last something good happened in this sad excuse for a blog. All we need now is someone to thrash the remaining members in the same fashion. A good step forward here.

Anonymous said...

George Michael here. you might know me from 80's super group wham and latterly the George Michael solo stuff. I just wanted to say I'm with Greg here. Bring back Aaron he's a dish.

Anonymous said...

lol its good they sorted things out amicably in the end!

Anonymous said...

Status Quo? seems to me theres still one left out in the cold!
bring back aaron I say, then it will be back to status quo. bring back aaron now!!!

Anonymous said...

It's OK, I'm not a big fan of their music anyway :p