Sphagnum

Greetings earthlings, Dr Natty Inkspot of the united federation of space hoppers and intergalactic warfare tribunal here again. I'm just back from a trip in the delta quadrant actually. I tell you I love going there they have the best sphagnum moss in the galaxy. What happens is you light it up using a pipe like those ones you get on the planet earth in the 20th century. Take a couple of puffs and the next thing you know you are on a rocket ship to Mars I tell ya, floating around the place with really itchy ears. Amazing stuff, then you get cold sweats and finally black out. Amazing! On my next trip I'm gonna get some Gilliweed, I'll be sure to let you know what sort of a bang you get from that so stay tuned in.