Wookie versus Klingon

Luitenent Natty of the imperial spacehopping society here.

Hello readers, I'm just back from the gamma quadrant (at least thats what I told my mam). Incidently, I found Aunty Wendy alive and well in sector Z.Z.Alpha, she's been assimilated by the Borg.

Anyway, people often ask me which is superior, Star Wars or Star Trek? I always respond by telling them to ask the following question instead: Which is better, mystical use of the so called, 'force' or good hard science such as the impeccable logic of Spock? Well you know I always put my faith in science so I thought I'd back up my instincts with a fabulous experiment.

Heres what I did...

I firstly concoted a real fight between a wookie and a Klingon. Of course I didn't have a real wookie neither a real Klingon, so I created a computer model of these two alien beings, both based on my cousin Aaron. I then added a 'klinginess' parameter and turned that up high to simulate a Klingon. I didn't need to add a 'wookiness' parameter in the end as Aaron's natural blueprint was identical to that of a wookie.

So far so good, but alas, When I tried to compile my code I got shit loads of errors man. Zark knows what that was all about so I had to delete it in the end. However I still maintain Gene Rodenberry's created a masterpiece.

Anyway I'm off to boldly go where no man has gone before, and send a brown trout back to the sea.