War has broken out between China and New Zealand! The reasons for this outbreak of WAR is still unclear although political commentators are having a field day speculating on the reasons for this conflict.
One popular theory is that the simmering and still unresolved dispute on the naming of the fruit popularly known as 'chinkwifruberries' in neutral territories has once again erupted with the chinese refusing to backdown despite international pressure and continue to call these fruits chinese gooseberries.
Tonyf rubbished this idea, "I remember this was all resolved amicably some time ago I can't see any reason this would have become a problem."
Aaron agreed adding, "I've been channel hopping between CNN and BBC World for the past 12 hours and not seen a single mention of this war, either the chinese have hushed it up or something even more sinister is going on."
Thankfully at present there are no sign of any hostilities in this war however it could escalate rapidly. you heard it here first.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
War!
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3 comments:
It's absolute B*ll*cks, everyone knows they're called "big hairy berry-type things
Don't be fooled by the tart yet sweetly tangy taste, nor the cuddly soft bum-fuzz exterior
People - you should realise that the tiny black seeds inside Chinese gooseberries are in fact a miniscule army from the axis of evil, set on a mission to march through your guts.
I urge you renounce Communism and to buy only true Kiwi Kiwi-fruits!! (They're much more hairy...)
Good words.
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