Seamus's Apple Report

Right! This is getting personal. When the Apple Lady came today I had a quick look at the bag the apples came in (for my report, you understand) and the writing on the bag said "Everyday". I checked my diary and two days last week I didn't get an apple, so where did they go? I'm furious, she's lucky I had no applicants for her post or she'd be out on her ear. I'm so angry I can hardly tell you about the quality of the apples which was actually rather good, but I tell you she's on her last warning!

Seamus's Apple Report

I think the Apple Lady is giving me second hand apples now.

The latest batch of apples came from the Summer Fields Orchard again but they had a sticker on saying "Red Uced", the funny thing is though, they were green apples, what's with that?

Anyway, I'm happy to confirm the quality was acceptable, and as a bonus I managed to snaffle the toy pony's apple too ... Oh joy!

Seamus's Apple Report

Well I have to say that this week has been a bit of a washout. The Apple lady has not been near me once and I heard someone say she was in Fluenza, wherever that is. I bet she's on holiday in Spain, it sounds foreign. She better not be giving my apples to them Spanish ponies, Lipz-whatsits!

The apple report therefore is a big fat zero, I've had to content myself with games of bite the toy pony and nip the goat. It's a poor substitute I have to say. I'll see if I can persuade the Apple lady to take a photo of the toy pony

Neighh

Seamus's Apple Report

I'm absolutely sure that today the woman who delivers my apple was eating one herself. Honestly, you just can't trust anyone these days. I've actually seen her giving my apples to a toy pony and a goat.

Anyway, I'm again pleased to say that the quality of the apples this week have been good. this week they came from an orchard on the other side of town with the pleasant name of "Summer Fields"

I have bad news, my Spectrum 48k has crashed, terminally this time, something to to with the power supply unit. However the apple lady has access to a 128k Spectrum so I'm hoping to be able to continue my reports using her equipment.

Neighh

Seamus's Apple Report

As some of you may know my owners have arranged the provision of a daily apple which I have to say is very decent of them. However, the quality of said apples is variable to say the least. I shall be keeping you posted as and when necessary.

I'm happy to advise all concerned that this weeks apples are of good quality, I believe they come from Tesco which I believe is an orchard close by.

By the way, has Baeky had her foal yet?

Neighh