Seamus's Apple Report

Right! This is getting personal. When the Apple Lady came today I had a quick look at the bag the apples came in (for my report, you understand) and the writing on the bag said "Everyday". I checked my diary and two days last week I didn't get an apple, so where did they go? I'm furious, she's lucky I had no applicants for her post or she'd be out on her ear. I'm so angry I can hardly tell you about the quality of the apples which was actually rather good, but I tell you she's on her last warning!