One of the applicants for the vacant agony aunt position
Serious allegations of vote rigging are being investigated in our poll to determine the next agony aunt. The churnal views this matter very seriously and will probably not consider applicants who vote for themselves multiple times. Unless there is a persuasive reason to turn a blind eye. Tony and Ade are known to enjoy a bottle of malt for example, and Aaron quite likes Pims.
Oh and Matty says he would prefer cash.
2 comments:
Pims!? My dad? More like methylated spirits filtered through a cheap loaf of bread.
PS Naughty aunty Aimee, if this is true I feel very let down :(
te he i love it when a plan comes together
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