Aaron resigns

Ulpster churnalist Aaron has handed in his resignation from ie churnal. In a carefully prepared statement which was read by Matt, Aaron said, "I'll be sorry to leave ie churnal but I'm looking forward to moving on to other hopefully bigger things. For example I have an idea to start a new blog of my own about draft excluders and such stuff as that. In any case that cheating puff (Tony) should never have beat me in the ulpster open fart tennis competition earlier this year."

It is not known who will replace Aaron at this stage if anyone. The churnal is still reeling after the sackings of Baeky, Maria, and Ade aswell.