The Churnal was astounded to discover that Ade has been on a £9,000 drinking binge, although when confronted today, Ade refused to confirm this figure claiming that it had been vastly inflated.
"You beggars have rounded it up", he said angrily, "the sum is much closer to £8,999".
Justification
In an attempt to justify himself he then claimed that even if our figure was correct it was not an excessive amount. "If you consider I've been drinking for over 30 years it's not a lot per year, lots of people drink more than me. Anyway most of the money would have been spent on soft drinks, or bottled water as I'm a bit of a poser."
We then spoke to his cousin who confirmed that Ade did indeed drink regularly, "I think we all do said Spidey, after all I'm sure I read somewhere that the human body is a large percentage water, I think the figure is 99.99% probably so we need to replenish the liquid don't we?"
Stop Press
Sadly, we have just learned that Ade has refused to book himself into the Betty Ford Clinic.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Ade's £9,000 Drinks Bill
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uncle martin has offered some imbibing tips ...always keep your eye on your glass....sometimes catch it by suprise ...nonchelant like....talk occasionaly while you drink....keep the bottles well hidden. If you have a tinny keep the cans in your portable rucksack
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