Secret Identity of Spiderman revealed

Ie Ulpster Churnal has at last unmasked that mysterious wall-crawling creature 'the amazing spiderman'. Matt the Hat, our new churnal photographer, has pulled out all the stops and captured some of the most intimate moments in Spidey's life recently. As seen here exclusively for ie churnal we can reveal that Spiderman is none other than Aaron!



Unlike Aaron's fictional counterpart, comic book hero Peter Parker, who was bitten by a radioactive spider - our real life Spidey, aka Aaron aka 'the binkey' is thought to have acquired his extraordinary powers as an awkward young teen, when he started eating everyday household spiders. Spidey is also rumoured to have the power to transform himself into a loggerhead turtle.

We interviewed Aaron earlier this morning and he told us that 'with great power comes great geekiness', a valuable lesson he learned from his Great Uncle Peter. Enigmatically Aaron paused for a moment and then said in a quiet voice almost to himself, "there is no spoon"

Next week we will turn our investigations into just who is the incredible hulk ? ...