As you may be aware, we've had to let Maria go due to her inconsiderately getting herself up the duff.
I feel I have to inform our readers that Maria took her dismissal from ie churnal very badly indeed. We bumped into each other in the library earlier today in fact, and she began shouting at me and followed me out into the street, calling me all sorts of unrepeatable names, such as chutney faggot boy, and mister idiot, which was very embarrassing. Don't ask what I was doing in New Zealand.
But now we have to decide who fits the bill for the churnal agony aunt spot next? This is a crucial decision at the start of this new era for ie churnal. We have some strong applications after our recent advertisement let me tell you, including former Agony Aunts Baeky and Maria, not to mention Aimee the tin whistle flute-myster. So we've decided to let you, the readers make this decision for us
Tony
3 comments:
Well modesty ensures I don't vote for myself but aunty amy has a nice ring to it
me me me ! I 'd just like to say, thanks to Jade and all my fans!
I see Uncle Jimmy got all his mates to vote for him
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