New Scientific Breakthrough

The Churnal is proud to have this exclusive report before any of the national newspapers. Time travel has been discovered, you may scoff but we have the facts.

Our reporter spent many hours tracking down this immense story, interviewing many of the local residents in and around Ulpster, in the main, they totally denied any knowledge whatsoever. To our reporter this only served to increase his determination to proceed as he knew with a degree of certainty that denials are almost always designed to throw people off the scent.

The discoverer of time travel was finally tracked down to Glasgow, a city near Ulpster, but he has asked for his identity not to be revealed yet. Spidey explained how his time machine operated, though he refused to explain how it actually worked, citing commercial reasons.
"At the moment, the machine can only move into the future which restricts it's use somewhat, but I am confident that pretty soon I will perfect it so that I can go back in time too, which will certainly increase its maketability"
"My time machine is upstairs", he enthused, "I regularly use it to step into the future."

Again citing commercial reasons he would not say how he had built the machine, saying only that he did not manufacture it himself, but had purchased it from Slumberland. "I usually set the timer for about 8 hours and enter the King Size Time Machine. Almost immediately the alarm would go off and amazingly I would be 8 hours in the future, most of the time I would be in the following day."

Conclusive Proof

Here is a picture of an anonymous person holding
two newspapers, you will notice one is dated 16th (when he entered the time machine), the other is dated 17th (when he emerged from the time machine). I think you will find this conclusive proof of the existance of time travel.