founder member of the churnal speaks out

"i'm sick of all this nonsense about the churnal being finished. It is simply not true end ay fuckin story " said Aaron, founder member of the churnal, earlier this year.

End ay fuckin story

"There is some truth in the rumours about there being almost no stories being published though." he continued", a fact born out by the churnal archives which show very little posts for months on end. Aaron then picked a blade of grass and started making loud noises by holding it between his thumbs and blowing hard. Everytime we tried to ask more questions he blew louder. Then we left.