Another moral test of society

For part 2 of my thesis on the morals of society I ask this question...

Would you hold, and gently fondle, a homeless man's balls for 20 seconds, in return for a talking dog that impressed/wooed the opposite sex and would virtually guarantee full-blown sex? .

Rules and Regulations

1) You must hold the testicles with either your hands or mouth

2) You must be in the same room as the homeless 'vagabond', so you can collect your 'doggy prize' after the 20 seconds are up.

3) This dog is a puppy, and will live for at least another 15 years.

4) The homeless men in question is a choice between the old guy with the big nose that sits on the church steps at the Holburn end of Union Street , or the junkie that can be found outside 'Somerfield' at the middle of Union Street

5) You must not touch the homeless man's penis, only holding/fondling his balls

6) You can do this sober or drunk, but you must bear in mind that the homeless man will be excited so may feel the urge to take advantage of the opportunity should the 'holder' be drunk

7) The homeless man must be awake during the act

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Answers via comments please. To start the ball rolling I can reveal that my nephew Aaron almost certainly would do it.

Linden's ethical and moral tests

Hi readers, I managed to pull a few strings and here I am with me own column too, just like Wendy.

In a series of social experiments I intend to challenge the very minds of our readers with ethical and moral tests of judgement using fiendishly devised dilemmas which could unravel the very fabric of our society!

By extrapolating the results and data gathered from a cross section of churnal readers, thus we shall expect to see just where the boundaries lie n' that.

As this first dilemma is quite gender specific, I've done two; one for each gender. Both of these have been cleverly devised to be completely equivalent in terms of attractiveness and appeal. In other words there is no difference between the female choice and the male choice. These have been based on my painstaking estimation and in consultation with Peter for the lads version.

This weeks dilemma is,

Shoot, Shag or Marry ?

Rules - You cannot use each person more than once. Who would you shoot? Who would you shag? and who would you marry? Eeee its a tough choice for the girls, I'm not sure which I'd gan for. But are YOU brave enough to make the call?






Now its the lads turn. Who would you shoot, shag and marry out of these?






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