'The Binkey'

Hey big yins I haven abandoned ye. Here a am... only using a different name, from noo oan I wish to be known as 'the binkey' which is a glaswegian pronounciation of bigyin. By the way man, I'm glad someone else has admitted to putting aftershave on their nads, I thought I was the only wan.

Anywayz I just wanted to share this wi yeez, a've discovered that ear wax disnae taste that bad once you've become accustomed tae it. Just thought I'd mention it, its pure nice. Give it a go I promise ye ye'll like it.

Oh oh before I forget, I've thought of new names for my undies... 'budgie smuggler' and 'bannana hammock'.

We'll I'll see you later big yins,

Aaron, a.k.a. 'The Binkey'