Lykergus update

In every corner of the land, only the quiet ticking of watches or perhaps the odd cough or whispered conversation momentarily breaks a long silence which has descended on us. People inspect their fingernails thoughtfully all the while their minds elsewhere. As far afield as Ulpster and New Zealand and even in magical lands up ie faraway tree, people, horses, rabbits and magical unicorns are waiting anxiously for the latest word ...

Gus rearranges his pots n pans in Gus’ cookery kitchen for the umpteenth time. Mel nervously pets her beloved 6 inch long tardigrade. Naomi finds a quiet spot to pump in without bothering anyone else with the hideous smell. Aaron gathers all his underpants up and starts ironing them and folding them up in a neat pile. Even Tony finally stops bragging about his famous victory over Roy Anarchy. On the other side of the world somebody wakes up in the middle of the night wondering …

What is the latest news from Baeky? Has Lykergus arrived yet?

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Suddenly somewhere a phone rings. A voice is heard to say, "Its news from Baeky". The horses and unicorns look up hopefully, their ears pricked up attentively. The rabbits stand on their hind legs all focusing their soft brown eyes solely in the direction of this telephone conversation now in progress. Yes news from Baeky. “What is it? What is it?” everyone wonders.

Well we at ie churnal can put your minds at rest as we exclusivly reveal what we found out from this very telephone call to one of our reporters. We are proud to announce the latest update on Lykergus...

Baeky’s done a bit of housework lately, watched a bit of celebrity big brother on tv, had a nice curry the other night.

And so the wait continues, and the rabbits and unicorns go back to twiddling their paws and hooves and Aaron puts on his freshly ironed novelty elephant underpants.