We at ie Ulpster Churnal have come into possession of a shocking advert which has been in underground circulation for the past two years. It's sole aim is to get our babies hooked on a substance being used by more and more kids every day. Recent research has astonishingly shown that around 100% of babies have tried it and perhaps more disturbingly, the majority are using daily.
The video begins by showing the preparation, administration and consumption of the what we at ie Churnal have christened 'baby opium' or 'B.O.' for short. The baby is shown restlessly shifting around, waiting for it's 'fix'. Then, reminiscent of the film 'Trainspotting', the final scene shows the baby blissed out and barely conscious lying on the floor with an empty bottle beside him. A message then flashes up encouraging youngsters to join in the fun.
Please parents, don't let your kids succumb to this evil. We recommend stew, lemonade or a drop of booze for your newborns. Together we can beat this B.O. problem....
Thursday, December 14, 2006
A Warning To All Parents
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3 comments:
Correct me if I'm wrong but is that addict non other that Aden of Aden's Pearls of Wisdom fame ?
That is so cool :)
Look, I was young and daft back then. These days I only have a sociable milk at nursery and the occasional cup before bed to help me sleep.
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