My big Uncle Jonathan read me one of the stories in the Churnal the other day and I'm inspired!
I'm convinced I can open a huge, fat, can of whup-ass on Uncle Jimmmy. Even Uncle Nick gave him a hammering, and he's no heavyweight.
I'm quite tall for my age and I wonder if it would be considered bullying if I challenged him to a fight, also, as a novice, I'm wondering how I should approach a fight like this, should I attack him head on, or use his own tactic by approaching him from behind. Any input would be gratefully recieved.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Aden's Pearls of Wisdom
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Try looking all sweet and innocent then jump on his big Jimmmy toe! Watch out for his merciless tickling fingers though and I hear his favourite dirty tactic is lug-biting so watch out son!
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