Nasty incident in Glasgow

Glaswegian man, Aaron C Nesbitt 'the binkey' was in for a painful shock recently when he inadvertantly hurt his foot whilst walking through his own home in Paisley near Ibrox. It is speculated that he may have consumed 'shandy' earlier that evening. Shandy is a potentially intoxicating cocktail of beer and lemonade. These reports of shandy consumption are as yet unconfirmed but it is thought that he could have had as much as two half pints of the liquor.

We managed to track down this colourful local character, Aaron, and ask him what actually happened. Here exclusivley for ie churnal we have Aaron's account of the incident...

Wierd lump

"I just went through to put the light out for morna and switch the radio off and tripped over a washing up bowl that we put our clothes from the washing machine in....", As Aaron spoke little bits of spittle sprayed from his mouth onto our reporter's face however our reporter tactfully didn't wipe it off and continued listening intently as if nothing had happened.

Aaron then resumed, "now I have a weird lump on the top of my foot! It's not unlike that ganglian that Ade had but a bit bigger maybe".

Our reporter then enquired wether it was big and throbbing and Aaron replied, "I think it's just one of those lumps you get when you whack a tendon in the right place.... It's not really sore unless i poke it and I can walk and bend all my toes. My toes feel a bit cold but it may just be because I took my sock off?"

Drank shandy that evening

When our reporter asked Aaron if he had drunk any shandy that evening, Aaron became quite annoyed saying, "your as bad as a SUN journalist. Exploiting misery and suffering", he then grabbed our reporter with his bony fingers and turfed him out out of the flat and into the dark dangerous streets of Ibrox.

We later spoke to Mel about these types of accidents and she informed us, "Theres a possibility that in addition to the injuries to his foot he may have also bitten his tounge but worst of all he may have bruised his ego as happened to me recently."

Ow it actually does look sore!!!