Small Ads

FOR SALE
1 pair of Boxing Gloves. Excellent condition, hardly used.
Please reply to Box UJ1 at the usual address.

Uncle Jimmy


WANTED
My cup of coffee. I left it in the Sitting Room to reach its optimum drinking temperature and it disappeared, I want it back asap.

Uncle Jonathan


LOST
1 pair of Boxers. Used in a recent Aussie Rules match so in a well-used condition.
If found please contact the Ulpster Churnal by email.

Uncle Nick


WANTED
Someone reliable to carry out an everyday task, must know where the local orchards are.
Please reply to UJ1, photo appreciated.

Seamus


FOR SALE
1 punnet of chinkwi fruberries only 10 bob for you madam.

Uncle Nick


LOST
Is this the way to Amarillo, or do you know the way to San Jose?

W. W. Dubbleyew