Friday, March 09, 2007

Cloning Row Looms

Scientists from the Government Regulatory Authority are currently investigating claims of illegal cloning carried out at a secret location in Ulpster. The claim came to light with the discovery of a photograph picturing the successful result of the experiment.

Molecular cloning refers to the procedure of isolating a defined DNA sequence and obtaining multiple copies of it, is currently illegal to clone human beings in the UK.

Eminent Scientist Natty Nathaniel has estimated from the photographic evidence that the experiment was carried out between 12 and 14 years ago, probably.

The Churnal can exclusively reveal however that this is in fact not the first case of cloning in the UK, new evidence obtained by the Churnal has uncovered a photograph estimated to have been taken in the early 1950's showing a pair of clones, or an original with a clone.

Unfortunately for copyright reasons we are unable to show the earlier photograph.
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