Aden's Pearls of Wisdom

Hello everybody. My dad keeps harping on about this Ulpster Churnal thing. Obviously, with me being only three years old, I was no more than a wee tadpole swimming around in his nads when the original paper was doing the rounds. Nevertheless, I still feel I have something to contribute. In fact, I was reading on the 'Cbeebies Advanced Science for Kids' website that us nippers have a far greater capacity for absorbing information than you crumblies do. If you slow, aged people still haven't twigged yet... That means that you should be learning from me! So, try and focus those clapped out old brains of yours and enjoy the first of my 'Pearls of Wisdom'...

What dawned on me this afternoon (while I was trying to hold in my poo until I got my bedtime nappy on) is that Daddy poos in the toilet, Mummy poos in the toilet, Granny poos in the toilet, Uncle Ade poos in the toilet, Aunty Aimee poos in the toilet and Uncle Jonathan poos in the toilet. In fact everybody poos in the toilet.

(sigh) With all this talk of poos I wish bedtime would hurry up so that I can poo too.