Uncle Jonathan's Jottings

Well, if my wee nephew cand do it, I spose I'd better show willing, and I'm not talking about pooing in the toilet. Incidentally, I noticed there was no mention of Ade in that article, well there was actually but I paid no attention to it, anyway he stopped pooing in his nappy several months ago, what gives?

Anyway, I thought I'd share with you all a points system I have devised in order to obtain a Playstation for my birthday. I surmised that with an allocation of a point for being good, twelve points should be easily attainable BUT, that mean spirited duo, my mum and dad, keep taking points off me for nothing! I mean, I have to do everything around here, dress myself, brush my teeth, watch tv, go to bed etc AND, end up with negative equity for my trouble, it's appalling. I'm off to complain to my MP, (did I mention I that I sat next to Jamie Stone at school?