People sitting in their offices at lunchtime reading the latest gossip feeds on the internet or opening up the latest emails, forwarded all around the world twice, have gazed at the latest pictures of Dan Macfar, ex policeman, and his glamerous wife Quite Posh Beck on holiday in Malaysia, and begun to form the inescapable conclusion that Beck is definately piling on the pounds.
binged on mince and cheese pies and chips washed down with several beers
We interviewed Beck's sister-in-law, Maria, a professional aquatic body guard, who is currently exiled in New Zealand who told us "I never noticed if Beck had binged on steak and cheese pies washed down with several beers while she was here, but the rest of us certainly did, mmmm yummy or as we say in Spain, mmmm muy bueno esta comida es fantastica, me gustan los pasteles particularamente y desde luego las cervezas tambien ..." Maria went on like this babbling in spanish for several minutes before we managed to interrupt her, Maria's husband Adrian then added, "Beck was stuffing her face with medium helpings of salad, it was revolting to look at".
expanding at an alarming rate
The shocking truth of the matter is that while these New Zealand and Malaysian photos do hint at her tummy expanding at an alarming rate. Eye witnesses more recently say the problem is getting greater as time passes. Unconfirmed reports suggest Beck is begining to look like she has consumed a space hopper. Even more shocking is the fact that her husband Dan is looking increasingly immaciated. Beck and Dan themselves have admitted that Beck is eating for two, however they disagree that Beck is becoming obese. However we at ie churnal conclude otherwise. Poor Dan is obviously left scavanging for small morsels here and there which Beck has not guzzeled all to herself. While these rumours are difficult to authenticate at this time the fact that Beck has rarely been seen in public in New Zealand for several weeks now suggest that she is indeed hiding from the spotlight
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