Gold Medal Hoax

The Churnal can exclusively reveal that Mrs Spirits claim that her daughter had won a gold medal was in fact untrue.

When our reporter Ade confronted Mrs Spirit with the news she was at first dismissive, saying. "Eeee, yah bliddy littul liar, I nevah said it was gold, I said it was old." Our reporter pointed out that he had an email with "gold" typed on it from Mrs Spirit in which she openly admitted that the medal was not gold. Mrs Spirit became very aggressive and threatened our reporter, "I kna where yah live, yah bliddy[EXPLITIVE], If my husband Gus wasn't still away searching for the Faraway Tree you'd be bliddy for it!" Then her face contorted and she screamed having bitten her tongue.

Our reporter than asked Gus who was in the same room for a more balanced point of view, but he replied "No habla Espanyol", which was funny as our reporter was speaking English.